Derrith Erador
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.15 04:05:00 -
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Xender17 wrote:Aero Yassavi wrote:Originally chose Gallente, then I read the lore and realized Gallente are the most evil of all the the empires yet still get people to think they are the good guys with their cover of freedom and democracy. After looking at all the races subjectively I realized Amarr was the least evil and thus the most good and New Eden's best hope of achieving peace (though let's be real, CCP would never allow that!) apparently slavery isn't evil? But I chose gallente because of the way CCP made them seem. Seriously. Too anyone who doesn't know much on Eden lore, Gallente stand out as the rebels from star wars. the "good guys" But when I think about it I would have chosen Gallente anyways simply because it IS the only or at least most liberal and accepting.
well, if this next comment doesn't get me banned, I don't know what will.
*clears throat*
Of course slavery isn't evil. And I'm the cruelest slave driver ever to terrorize the New Eden. And do you want to know what I do to the only slave I have to make all the slaves think "Hey at least I'm not working for Derrith."? It's only four tasks I ask of her. First, I make her clean my dishes after cooking dinner. Then I force my Matari bimbo to 2)sit on my lap and 3)feed me popcorn while I watch the war room. I then force her to 4)tell me I'm a pretty and intelligent man whom anyone would love.
As for my race, there are many reasons I chose it.
1) give me another race that can say "AMARRICA"!
2) Someone needs to put those Hobo pirates rebels in their place.
3) Nobody else was running amarr assault, I just wanted to feel special.
perhaps the most important reason:
4) I recently unearthed an ancient mixtape from the first days of space travel of the Hobos. It is proof that the legendary band, Soundgarden, were abducted before an epic show on Athra. The kidnappers sent the Amarrican royalty this recording. You can tell that it was the Matari that kidnapped our most important warriors by the fact that the cage looked like they made from the mothballs of an old lady's blouse, and tied together using rusted razor wire that looked like it came straight from Goodwill.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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Derrith Erador
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.15 17:12:00 -
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COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote:da GAND wrote:COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote:da GAND wrote: Minmatar because they've fought for their freedom and continue to fight for it today against those religious lunatics. Word up brah. Who the **** wants to be enslaved to a race that is clearly engaged in phallus worship (hence phallic titan and phallic weaponry). I wonder if the reason they paint all their ships gold has something to do with their religion or if they're just showing off. Any how being free is what matters in the end. Amarr just like to look pretty...I think the ongoing cloning process has had a side effect that made them very feminine, even the males. That's why all of their weapons and ships resembles a phallus and why they wear skirts on the battlefield and why they lace their ships with gold. I killed one the other day and as I watched his blood seep through CR inflicted holes, I caught a smell of his perfume. I guess you could call them the metrosexuals of New Eden.
Got to be a better fate than looking like I shop at Goodwill. And besides, on the ships looking like phallic devices, WHO WOULDN'T WANT A GOLDEN PENIS!
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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